All hail, Prince Patches
Those who shall not bequeath a treat upon him will be banished.
Those who cuddle when not warranted will be banished.
Those who get in his way when walking will be banished.
Those who do not greet him happily will be banished.
Those who come to close to his throne will be banished.
Those who do not call him Pappy, Patch, or another variance will be banished.
Prince Patches hath claimed rule of this household!
Those who do “Bend the Knee” to Prince Patches shall be forced to meet the cheetah on one on one combat.
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Never mess with the cheetah
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laughing, Prince Patches should be careful not to banish everyone — who would be left to pet him?
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Very true – only those who can follow all the rules are worthy to pet him
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He is quite a handsome royal cat!
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Thank you!
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You’re welcome.
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